CHALA'S list of the WORST names in the NFL...
CHALA'S LIST OF THE WORST NAMES IN THE NFL...
(This is an older blog that I posted on myspace last football season.)
As most of you know I am a HUGE football fan, both college and NFL. I was talking with my sister the other night and we were joking around about all of the SERIOUSLY bad names out there in the NFL. I am glad that each and everyone of these fella's have the opportunity to play in the NFL, cuz you know there is some pent up anger and frustration from growing up with a name like...
1. Alge Crumpler - Falcons (There can be nothing worse than being named after a water infestation)
2. Plaxico Burress - Giants ( sounds like some space age plastic or a childs toy)
3. Ebenezer Ekuban - Broncos ( he must hate Christmas...and his parents)
4. Hamza Abdullah - Broncos ( Black dude, with an Indian name. Can we say confused parents??)
5. Flozell Adams - Cowboys ( this poor guys name reminds me of 2 things. 1. nose spray, and 2. that time of the month)
6.Atari Bigby - Packers (I've heard of some people being conceived while their parents watched T.V. but this name brings on all new questions...)
7. Amani Toomer - Giants (there's just nothing good about this poor guys name.)
8. Laveranues Coles - Jets ( what do his friends call him for short? Lav? Lavie? Anus?)
9. D' Brickashaw Fergason - Jets (Da' what?)
10. Antwaan Randle El - Redskins ( Isn't it suppose to be EL RANDLE?!?)
11. Tyjuan Hagler - Colts ( sometimes simplicity is the KEY. Ty OR Juan would have been just fine. Tyjuan = crossing the line)
12. Duce Staley - Steelers (Ace, would have been a better choice...)
13. Ulish Booker - Steelers (WOW, that's all I have to say about that one)
14. Ovie Mughelli - Ravens (sounds like something even ANTIBIOTICS can't cure...)
15. Ikechuku Ndukwe - Ravens (Ahhh, Ah....Ah...IKECHUKU...Bless you)
16. Peerless Price - Bills ( His name makes me want to invest in some quality tires...)
17. C. J. Ah You - Rams ( Ah You? Ah Me? Ah F*ck it)
18. Travarous Bain - Cardinals ( Why could his mom just not stop at something normal, like-I don't know-Travis? Sometimes less is more, folks.)
18. Ikaika Alama Francis - Lions ( Even to this day, Ikaika gets wedgies and stuffed in lockers, better lockers - same results)
19. Ashton Youboty - Bills ( Please tell me this isn't pronounced, You Booty? I thought so, lets bow our heads for a moment of silence...)
20. Kyle Vanden Bosch - Titans (Plain and simple, with a name like that..this guy has to be a tool.)
**Thank goodness these fella's get to hit and beat on others on a weekly basis** Off season, they are in therapy....
(This is an older blog that I posted on myspace last football season.)
As most of you know I am a HUGE football fan, both college and NFL. I was talking with my sister the other night and we were joking around about all of the SERIOUSLY bad names out there in the NFL. I am glad that each and everyone of these fella's have the opportunity to play in the NFL, cuz you know there is some pent up anger and frustration from growing up with a name like...
1. Alge Crumpler - Falcons (There can be nothing worse than being named after a water infestation)
2. Plaxico Burress - Giants ( sounds like some space age plastic or a childs toy)
3. Ebenezer Ekuban - Broncos ( he must hate Christmas...and his parents)
4. Hamza Abdullah - Broncos ( Black dude, with an Indian name. Can we say confused parents??)
5. Flozell Adams - Cowboys ( this poor guys name reminds me of 2 things. 1. nose spray, and 2. that time of the month)
6.Atari Bigby - Packers (I've heard of some people being conceived while their parents watched T.V. but this name brings on all new questions...)
7. Amani Toomer - Giants (there's just nothing good about this poor guys name.)
8. Laveranues Coles - Jets ( what do his friends call him for short? Lav? Lavie? Anus?)
9. D' Brickashaw Fergason - Jets (Da' what?)
10. Antwaan Randle El - Redskins ( Isn't it suppose to be EL RANDLE?!?)
11. Tyjuan Hagler - Colts ( sometimes simplicity is the KEY. Ty OR Juan would have been just fine. Tyjuan = crossing the line)
12. Duce Staley - Steelers (Ace, would have been a better choice...)
13. Ulish Booker - Steelers (WOW, that's all I have to say about that one)
14. Ovie Mughelli - Ravens (sounds like something even ANTIBIOTICS can't cure...)
15. Ikechuku Ndukwe - Ravens (Ahhh, Ah....Ah...IKECHUKU...Bless you)
16. Peerless Price - Bills ( His name makes me want to invest in some quality tires...)
17. C. J. Ah You - Rams ( Ah You? Ah Me? Ah F*ck it)
18. Travarous Bain - Cardinals ( Why could his mom just not stop at something normal, like-I don't know-Travis? Sometimes less is more, folks.)
18. Ikaika Alama Francis - Lions ( Even to this day, Ikaika gets wedgies and stuffed in lockers, better lockers - same results)
19. Ashton Youboty - Bills ( Please tell me this isn't pronounced, You Booty? I thought so, lets bow our heads for a moment of silence...)
20. Kyle Vanden Bosch - Titans (Plain and simple, with a name like that..this guy has to be a tool.)
**Thank goodness these fella's get to hit and beat on others on a weekly basis** Off season, they are in therapy....
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